Friday, September 11, 2009

Pin-up Girl Bachelorette Party = Best Night Ever

A couple years ago I had the esteemed pleasure of being Maid of Honor at my long-time bestie Anne's wedding. Anne is seriously one of the most down-ass women you'll ever meet - she got married in Disney World! How bitchin' is that? So when it came time to plan her bachelorette party, I knew I had to come up with something as rad as she is.

She knew it right off the bat that she wanted a pin-up girl theme. An excuse to dress up like a slutty sailor? Count me in! And off we went with the planning. I sent pin-up themed invites to all the ladies and one man - Anne had a bridesman in her wedding. We made him wear a BRIGHT PINK T-shirt that said, "Always a bridesmaid, never a Bride." Hilarious, no? He was only allowed to attend the bachelorette party if he drove the party van and protected us from the oogiest of oogy leering men. Ladies, I recommend this highly. There are a lot of f*cks and bros out there - all wanting to infiltrate your bachelorette party. I'm not one to garner protection from a man, BUT I think I'll make an exception when it comes to possible date rape... Honestly, what intoxicated person has their sh*t totally together at a bach party? No one! Cuz we're all waaaasted.

The Bride! Isn't she purrrty?

So we had a theme, but we needed a title for this evening. The more offensive and blatantly sexual the better. I'm going to share this title with you - BUT KEEP IN MIND THAT THIS WAS MERELY FOR FUN. I don't want to offend anyone or anything. We're supposed to be vulgar at these things, right? Of course we are! Even the most uptight gal in the world would drink her beer through a penis straw if handed one. Who the hell says 'no' to a free penis straw? NOT THIS BITCH. So with that in mind, the title of the party was...drumroll... "Please Put Something in My Ass '07". Pretty genius, no? It certainly kept us laughing all night. Perhaps this title stemmed from the classy bridal shower gift I gave Anne - a little game called "Anal Ring Toss." Yeah, you get the idea. And no, we didn't have a toss.
Audra, Anne, Char, and Me!

We started off the night at a killer pizza joint called "Grimaldi's" in Scottsdale, AZ. All the girls were sportin' their red lipstick, pinned curls, booby tops, and ass-cutting bottoms. We were certainly a sight to see. Fellow bridesmaid Charlotte rocked some army pin-up gal attire - very fitting since she served in Iraq. Big-ups to the troops! Anne, the blushing bride, had the hottest outfit and THE COOLEST hair ever. She totally went for it. Needless to say, we definitely accomplished the whole "look at us, we're the life of the party" thang.
After dinner, we headed to a sweet-ass bar called "Sugar Daddy's" where we had our own private party area that we got to decorate. So OF COURSE we decorated it with all things 'penis', i.e. straws, streamers, maracas, and whistles (the whistles were a HUGE hit, take note).

ATTN: MOH's planning your bride's Bach Party: BARS LIKE GETTING VISITS FROM GROUPS OF HOT WOMEN. So call up your bar of choice, tell them you want to bring in 10+ ladies who want to party, and they'll likely go above and beyond to cater to you. Like I said, Sugar Daddy's gave us our own private room, no charge and NO COVER.
And then...Mama had a little game planned for her ladies - 'Mama' being me. I busted out a little game of DARE. Old school, yes. Fun? Oh HELL YES. We dared, we danced, we downed...a lot of beers, that is. Like A LOT.

I can't find the invites I actually used, but they looked along the lines of this:

Here are some more choice photographs taken at Sugar Daddy's:

After Sugar Daddy's we all hopped in the van and headed to the strip club DREAM PALACE, where I proceeded to buy Anne a lap dance from a pregnant stripper. And who said dreams don't come true at the Dream Palace?! Certainly not I!
The night was awesome. The company of gals, even more awesome. We couldn't have asked for a more fun group of ladies. Everyone truly embraced their inner pin-up girl. So I HIGHLY recommend this theme for your bach party. It was a blast.

My thanks to Annie-bo-nanny for lettin' me share her bachelorette night with you all! I'm working on getting a hold of her Disney World wedding pics for a future stayed tuned for that!

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  1. What an awesome idea! You guys look awesome. The army pin up outfit.....fabulous!!!

  2. I love love love the pin up girl bachelorette party idea! I'm storing that away for later!

  3. Where in the world did you get that wedding template? I'm looking to have a pin up style 21st but the invites to buy online are so expensive! x

  4. I have long been obsessed with pinup, my fiance shares the same love. So after doing a secret pinup/boudoir photo session for his wedding gift, I contacted my MOH's (yes I have two!) and requested a pinup bachelorette party with all of our girls. But we're in an area that is lacking on cool clubs. Any suggestions???

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