You're a hipster. You don't do banquet halls. You don't roll with with weddings on the beach. Even getting married in a graveyard wouldn't be hip enough for you. Think of your favorite indie haunts then immediately cross them off the list because even those aren't hip enough for your hip-ass wedding. Your goal is simply this: To wed where no hipster has wed before.
A Bomb Shelter.
In your vows you can say that when the world goes to sh*t, you promise to love each other even if it means living in an underground box!
A Treehouse.
Be like the Lost Boys from "Hook." Get married in a tree, then serve an imaginary feast hosted by Rufio!
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A Public Bathroom.
Get married in the first place you did blow together!
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The Sewer.
Get a hepatitis shot, throw on some galoshes, and say "I do" with the ninja turtles! Cowabunga, dude!
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The Dump.
Get married, then get trashed! Just look at all that built-in decor!
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The Roller Derby.
Get married on wheels, then kick each other's ass when it's over!
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A Soup Kitchen
Make your guests feed the homeless, then put on a show while they eat by performing your ceremony right in the dining hall!
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A Tattoo Parlor.
Have an artist tattoo your ring fingers during the ceremony!
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Now that's hip as f*ck. Who wants to add to the list?
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