You're a hipster. You don't eat that 'crap' other people eat. You'd rather pick up a sixer of bronsons and a vegan quinoa burrito. Cuz quinoa is, afterall, waaaay hipper than effing rice. So you better bet your hipster ass you ain't servin' no punk ass plated meal at your wedding. So check out these alts:1. Vegan buffet-it
You don't exactly know why you're a vegan, but whatever.
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2. Serve Jack-sh*t.
Don't give free food to people who can afford to eat. Tell them the food they would have dined on has been donated to a homeless shelter, and see if they scoff. They won't. Well, at least not to your face.
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3. Brown bag it
Tell your hipster friends to stop using their vintage Wonder Woman lunchbox as a purse. Instead, tell 'em to make their own damn sandwich and bring it to the wedding.
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4. Taco truck-it
Real hipsters eat tacos off a truck. In East-Los. Wait. We're using a taco truck for our wedding...does this mean I'm a hipster? NOOOOOOOO!
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5. Mickey Deeze it
There's that hipster irony again! And while you're at it, hire the Hamburgler to make an appearance. But watch out, he may steal your burgers!
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6. Raw Buffet-it
Eff cooking. You eat sushi 4 days a week anyway. Just don't serve California Rolls. (So not hip).
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