...I'm a having glass of wine (or three) and jamming out to some recent iTunes downloads for the wedding. Tonight I'm compiling my favorite jamz from the 90s, y'all. Here's a lil' samplin'.- OPP - Naughty By Nature
- Sexy Mothaf*cka - Prince (Mike's grandmother's FAVORITE)
- Whatta Man - En Vogue
- Gonna Make You Sweat - C+C Music Factory
- Freedom - George Michael
- Show Me Love - Robyn
- Believe - Cher (Yes. Seriously.)
- Sure Shot - Beastie Boys
- Bump N Grind - R. Kelly (for a lil sexin' on the d-floor)
- Jump Around - House of Pain
- Gin and Juice - Snoop Dogg (Why, yes! I do have bitches in the living room getting it on. And NO. They're not leaving until six in the morn'.)
- Big Poppa - Notorious B.I.G.
- How Do You Want it? - 2pac
- Tootsie Roll - 69 Boyz (also known as the classiest act in hip-hop)
- Rump Shaker - Wreckx-N-Effect
- Gangsta's Paradise - Coolio (Dangerous Minds, bitches)
What is the policy on playing offensive music at a wedding? Now, y'all bitches know I don't gives no shits about being 'proper.' BUT seriously, can I play "Gin n Juice" or "Ain't No Fun" by Snoop Dogg at the wedding? Or is that in poor taste? And please realize if you vote 'yes,' it's only going to encourage me to play it :) I THRIVE on defiant behavior. Someone tells me not to get more tattoos, guuurrrl you know I'm gon' get 'em. In fact, I have three tats lined up that I know I already want. And as a complete side note bonus: they're gonna look hella fly against my white dress. I have one tat now...but as the story goes...once you pop you can't stop. Or is that from a Pringles commercial?
What-the-foooo-uck-ever, am I right? RIGHT!
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