Tuesday, November 3, 2009

"Come Eff Me Heels": Yay or Nay On the Big Day?

"Come Eff me heels" is hands down one of my favorite Samantha phrases from Sex and the City. Which kinda got me thinking. Just how sexy are y'all going on the shoes? Cuz I like me some sexy shoes, but what does everyone consider to be "TOO SEXXXY" for a bride to wear on the big day - especially if she's wearing a short dress?

I'm of the opinion that ANYTHING GOES on your wedding day, but I've seen me some shoes that distinctly give off the, "I've banged your husband" vibe. I'd like to avoid giving off that vibe on my wedding day quite frankly, but I also know that I don't want to give up on wearing my fave - 4 inch platform heels.

I wanted to get some opinions on this. So I'm going to show you some shoes, and you guys tell me the ones you think are NOT "appropriate" to wear on your wedding day. A couple of which I maaaaay or may not be considering wearing...so I need some honest opinions here.

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Alright. Give it to me straight. Which are you NOT down with for wedding-wear?

*all shoes from heels.com

17 comments:

  1. Very very interesting and funny! Nice...

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  2. I would steer clear (no pun intended) of anything with a lucite heel. Nothing screams lady of the night more than 6 inch plastic platforms. Same goes with those gold shiny heels. I LOOOOVE the pink ruffles. Also good - gold sequins, silver glitter, blue sparklies.

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  3. I agree with the stance on lucite that Emilia Jane took. Other than that, go for it. It's your wedding and you can wear eff' me shoes if you damn well please!

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  4. Ditto on the lucite! I think all of them, except for number 1, is fine! Also, you don't know how the shoes will look like until you wear them with the shoes...so you never know.

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  5. Its funny--I didn't really notice the lucite on the first because I LOVED the rest of the shoe--but then again, I am a sucker for a red shoe! Where whatever you want!! They all rock!

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  6. Oops--can't spell--I'm sick--that's my excuse--I'm usually such a stickler for spelling. That would be "WEAR whatever you want!"

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  7. Totally agree about number 1. Otherwise, I think all are sexy hot.

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  8. Anything except number 1 - I am coveting all the rest. (Sparkles! flowers! color! ruffles! yay!) I would also probably cut number 5 because it seems more precarious (and therefore less dancable. Although 4in heels are never exactly dancable)

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  9. I'm seriously lovin' #13... they scream romatic sex kitten, not trashy in the least.

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  10. i like blue shoes on the wedding day. so, whatever about "appropriate" as long as they're blue.

    i wish i'd worn blue shoes...

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  11. shoes 5 and 14 would be a perfect 'something blue'. i say wear what is most comfortable :)

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  12. They all inspire shoe envy and you should wear the ones that look best with your other accessories. As long as your dress isn't down to your nipples or up to your booty, I think slutty shoes are fierce

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  13. Yeah, shoes can be sexy, but really, they make your legs look good and make you feel sexy. It's not like you want to get married in a bikini like my boss...

    PS I am thoroughly impressed that you can dance like an animal in 4 inch spike heels.

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  14. #1 and #3 are on the bottom of my list. I'd rock the red hearts or the blue sequins.

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  15. i'm really digging #9!

    i'd be happy to photography anything other than white or ivory shoes though!

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  16. #13 please... they are fantastic...

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  17. What brand are the heels in picture 14 I am in love with them!

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