Bowie Bride's Weddingbee Parodee Series Continues!**Did ya miss PART ONE of my Weddingbee Parodee Series? Catch Miss Crack Pipe's thrilling introduction here!**
Miss Crack Pipe? More Like Miss Crap Pipe!------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tuesday, November 17th, 2009 @ 10:55 am by Miss Crack Pipe
Hello Hive!!!!
When I got the news from Mrs. Puffin that I was going to be their newest Bee, I literally shit my pants. No, really, I'm not kidding. The news was so overwhelming and amazing that I lost control of my bowels and and straight up crapped my Juicy Velvet Track Suit! OMG, right?! But the crazy part was that I was so excited from the news that I didn't even notice it until Mr. Crack Pipe pointed it out. He's SO thoughtful. It's like, he saw that I crapped my pants and made it a point to tell me. Have you ever heard of such an amazing, caring, thoughtful man? Yeah. I'd be jealous of me too.
I love how all my fellow Bees shorten their icon names. Like Miss Crocodile calls her team "The Crocs" and Miss Panther calls her team "The Panties." So I thought I'd have some fun with our team name. We could call ourselves, "The Snap, Crackle, Pipes," or go a little more 'gangster' and call ourselves "The Crack'az"! How fun, right? Or WAIT! ohmygod I found it! We could call ourselves "The Crack Heads"! It's PURRRRR-FECT! Like ohmygod MEOW.
Us crazy Crackheads (OMG I love it already!) have been together for over 6 years and couldn't be more excited to finally be tying the knot! We live and plan to marry in our fave city in the whole world - Los Angeles. Mr. Crack Pipe's new name couldn't be more fitting because he teaches math to middle school delinquents in the South LA ghetto! How FAB is that?! And as for me? Well, I work in Hollywood and like, get to see celebs all the time and care WAY too much about my image. Let's just say I'm no stranger to needing to lose weight fast. So I will have NO problem shedding the pounds for my wedding dress. Wait, what's that? You wanna know my diet secrets? Well you're just gonna have to wait, my little Crack Pipe Cronies! We've got a whole 9 months ahead of us. ;)
Next up: The Crackheads Get Engaged! I'll take you guys waaay back to beginning when this whole crack binge started. So grab your pipes, strap on your Amy Winehouse wigs, and get ready to fall in love all over again, Crackhead style!
**Crack Pipe image royalties purchased via fotosearch.com
**All other images used in this post belong to Weddingbee and can be found here.
***Again, if you love Weddingbee, or are a Bee, or whatever, RELAX. I like Weddingbee too. This is all in good fun.
I love how all my fellow Bees shorten their icon names. Like Miss Crocodile calls her team "The Crocs" and Miss Panther calls her team "The Panties." So I thought I'd have some fun with our team name. We could call ourselves, "The Snap, Crackle, Pipes," or go a little more 'gangster' and call ourselves "The Crack'az"! How fun, right? Or WAIT! ohmygod I found it! We could call ourselves "The Crack Heads"! It's PURRRRR-FECT! Like ohmygod MEOW.
Us crazy Crackheads (OMG I love it already!) have been together for over 6 years and couldn't be more excited to finally be tying the knot! We live and plan to marry in our fave city in the whole world - Los Angeles. Mr. Crack Pipe's new name couldn't be more fitting because he teaches math to middle school delinquents in the South LA ghetto! How FAB is that?! And as for me? Well, I work in Hollywood and like, get to see celebs all the time and care WAY too much about my image. Let's just say I'm no stranger to needing to lose weight fast. So I will have NO problem shedding the pounds for my wedding dress. Wait, what's that? You wanna know my diet secrets? Well you're just gonna have to wait, my little Crack Pipe Cronies! We've got a whole 9 months ahead of us. ;)
Next up: The Crackheads Get Engaged! I'll take you guys waaay back to beginning when this whole crack binge started. So grab your pipes, strap on your Amy Winehouse wigs, and get ready to fall in love all over again, Crackhead style!
**Crack Pipe image royalties purchased via fotosearch.com
**All other images used in this post belong to Weddingbee and can be found here.
***Again, if you love Weddingbee, or are a Bee, or whatever, RELAX. I like Weddingbee too. This is all in good fun.
Genius!
ReplyDeleteYou are so creative...remind me of my sister. Can't wait to hear all about the engagement story. And your nickname? My sis and I used to always tell people to stop being a 'crackhead' when they'd say something off the wall. :)
ReplyDeleteI didn't realize the Weddingbee Parodee would be a series...these might be the best wedding blog posts I've read, ever. Please continue!
ReplyDeleteLMAO Let me guess, your diet secret is crack?
ReplyDeletecups! how did you guess?! my diet secret IS crack!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOkay, you are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteDear Miss Crack Pipe - you are hysterical - I love it, you need to carry on with this post. OMG I think I just wet my knickers with laughter!!! Welcome to the Hive =)
ReplyDeleteI freaking love these posts!!!
ReplyDeleteYup. You rock. Hard.
ReplyDeleteDear Ms. Crackpipe .. .
ReplyDeleteI have to come up with an excuse as to why im laughing so hard at my computer .. while at work .. i might go with .. its the crack talking.
guuuuuuuuuuuuurl you funny ..no seriously your killing me .. .