Thanksgiving at the Crack House!------------------------------------------------------------------------
Wednesday, November 25th, 2009 @ 12:55 pm by Miss Crack Pipe
Gobble, gobble, [High]ve! Madame Crack Pipe here for a quick howdy and hello! Mr. Crack Pipe and I have the pleasure of hosting our very first Thanksgiving this year, so the ENTIRE Crack Pipe family is hoppin' in the camper van and makin' the trek out to our humble little ghetto abode! The Mister and I have been hard at work in preparation for the big day; and in true Crack Pipe fashion, we ain't having your grandma's kinda Thanksgiving. Ours is, of course, gonna take a little walk on the wild side. We're not really big fans of Turkey (or food in general really, lol), so we tend to focus more on what we're servin' to drink!
Want a sneak peak at our most awesome tip for hittin' the sauce on a budget on T-day?! 'Cause this amazing tip could totally be used as a wedding idea too! Especially for all you budget brides out there. And for all you gals out there who don't dare step in a kitchen (like yours truly), this is perfect for you cuz there ain't no DIY involved whatsoever! It comes pre-made, my little Crack-lings! So you wanna know what it is? Do ya? Do ya? Oh, come on, girls, no need to worry, you know Miss Crack Pipe's always got your hook-up! (wedding or otherwise...wink, wink, waaaaank!)
We always start off T-day with our beverage of choice: JOOSE! Joose is a Crack Head's dream: It's an alcoholic energy drink that's not only super tasty-delicious, but it clocks in at an impressive 9% ABV. AND it's super cheap!! More f-ck for your buck is what the Crack Pipes always say! So give it a try and if you're anything like the Crack Clan, you'll be JOOSING it all night long!
****Consume at your own risk: Joose is not for everyone. We let grandma Joose one year and she tried to grab Mr. Crack Pipe's shlong 'n danglies. And trust me when I say you don't want your fiance to have the image of a ballsack pop up in his head every time your grandma walks in a room. Mr. Crack Pipe has truly been scarred for life. Additionally, Joose is infamous for inducing the dreaded "week-long Hangover" and the need to drunk dial your Ex's. Therefore, it is imperative you hydrate accordingly, and hide your cell phone before consuming Joose.
whoo hoo to hosting your first thanksgiving! I heard that Joose is gooooodd! But you better stock up, the FDA may ban it soon :-(
ReplyDeletemkay, a wedding bee parody has the potential to be really funny if you are exaggerating an aspect of *yourself.* I, for example, would make an excellent Ms. Nit-Pickr. but I have to tell you I find Miss Crack Pipe borderline offensive.
ReplyDeleteThat's a really awesome crackpipe... did you photoshop that yourself?! LOL to the JOOSE.
ReplyDeleteJoose, incidentally, is the exact color of green that appears in the link section of this blog.
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