Wednesday, January 13, 2010

I Banged a Bridesmaid at Hitchfest 2010

We've decided to refer to our wedding as Hitchfest 2010.  This wedding already has a balls-out, rock n roll, hippy-dippy, outdoor concert feel to it anyway, so why not go for the gold and refer to it as such?  Plus, it's fun. And catchy. And promotes hardcore partying at all times. And it gave me an idea for wedding favors. Yes. FAVORS.  We had originally NOT planned on giving favors to our guests. I mean, really? Are they reeeaally gonna expect to receive a gift after intensely feeding and liquoring them up for 5 straight hours?  Yeah. Well. We weren't going to hand out gifts, especially ones that involved a personalized magnet with our wedding date on it... Don't you guys just throw that shit away anyway?  SO, I came up with something that I certainly would have NO business throwing away.  Something that will give them a chuckle. Because giving favors to our guests wouldn't be AT ALL worth it if they didn't induce laughter.  Just like naming our tables after Bowie alter egos.  I don't give a shit about naming our tables, but if I can use it as an opportunity for comedy, then I'm game.  This whole evening will be comedy fueled.  So the favors will be too, dammit.

Here they are:


I'm secretly hoping everyone will proudly display these stickers on their person towards the end of the night.  It would just feel so right to see Grandma wearing a sticker on her dress that said, "I Went Balls Deep at Hitchfest 2010."  I mean, come on. That's gold!


*All stickers made on Zazzle.com

12 comments:

  1. Holy shit. If I did this, my mother would literally disown me. But I LOVE that you're doing it!

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  2. Your creativity astounds me! You guys rock!

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  3. Omg, I love you. And if Grandma ends up wearing a sticker that says, "I went balls deep at Hitchfest 2010," you best take a picture of that and post it on here.

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  4. haaaa you'll definitely have them laughing! and maybe fighting over which ones they get. i'd wanna collect them all. amazing!

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  5. I hope you ordered enough so I can wear one of each on my Team Zissou hat. I will wear them proudly, promise.

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  6. Love love love it! I also want to infuse comedy or laughter wherever I can through our wedding. If you look at my post today, I blogged about our invites and the funny little thing we added to the RSVP cards. When Mr Fix It's bro and sis-in-law opened the invite, they literally busted out laughing and I was so excited that I got the effect I hoped for.

    I love your idea for favors. We are having about 5 children (nieces, nephews and cousins) who are all under 18 months old at our wedding. So as a 'favor' gift for the babies at the event, I got them all custom made bibs that say "I partied my diaper off at Aunt Stacey & Uncle John's wedding" I cannot WAIT to see the reaction from their proud parents when they get to their seat and find those little lovelies sitting at their place setting :) Priceless!

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  7. LOVE. Sigh. Why aren't you taking over as the coolest wedding planner around already? People pay money for these kinds of ideas, dude. Don't give them to the internet for free ;)

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  8. Bahaha! I was just thinking that these kind of stickers would beeeee horrible at my wedding, since most of them will be cousins! I can just see it :P

    I think it will be a fantastic ice-breaker and momento.

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  9. you are totally having the wedding of the year. these stickers are amazing!

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  10. Can I come to your wedding (and bang a groomsman? Wait, what do your groomsman look like?)

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  11. Mad love for theses, seriously. Freakin epic.

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  12. These are awesome. UBER fun and hilarious! i love it!

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