Monday, February 1, 2010

The Stay-At-Home Whatever

I have been on hiatus from work since the end of November.  And I am going nuts. A[Bride]in Sane, if you will.  The TV show I work on starts up again on February 11th, and I couldn't be more ready to be useful again.  I know that sounds a tad crazy.  Complaining about an extended vacation... but when January rolls around, and I've been home in my pajamas for the last month and a half, I start to go a little batshit crazy.  And it's not because I have nothing to do. NO. I have been hardcore wedding planning and working on my personal writing projects the whole time (I'm very lucky to be self-disciplined). But, without having to shower, physically get dressed, put make-up on, get in my car, drive 45 minutes in traffic, then sit at a desk for 11 hours or so, and drive home in an hour of traffic, I feel like I didn't earn the day.  Mike busts his ass teaching middle school in Watts everyday to come home to me, still in PJ's, sprawled out on the couch, nursing a glass of wine, and watching Oprah.  Sure, I haven't been doing that all day. I've been up since 7 AM working on blog posts, script pages, and returning 80 billion wedding related emails, but for some reason I still feel utterly useless.  And it's depressing. The fact that I can watch Oprah when it airs at 3:00PM, as opposed to taping it, or the fact that I even watch Oprah at all, depresses me. There was a whole week in LA recently where it rained and rained and it was gloomy as all get-out and I was in the worst mood and could barely get off the damn couch. It was awful. I was secretly wishing I was out there in traffic braving the weather to get to work like everyone else was. Which sounds crazy because the one thing everyone ever wants to do when it's raining out, is be at home, in their PJ's, warm and cozy, cuddled up on a couch with a blanky and a fluffy orange kitty. (Yes, I said, "blanky").

Experiencing an entire 2 months off of work has forced me to examine the role of the stay-at-home-whatever. The "whatever" can mean anything: wife, husband, father, mother, etc. We don't need to limit this discussion to just the role of a woman. Because I think we've moved past the point of women being expected to adhere to any traditional roles once married - or at least in the world of Bowie Bride anyway. The simple fact is that when you get married, you have two incomes, and a whole new set of options.  Because now you're a team. If one team member isn't pulling their weight, then the other makes up for it, and vice versa. If I was making the most money, and Mike wanted to stay at home and raise kids, ACES. He's made it clear that he's already game for that...of course...in the very, very distant future...let's not get ahead ourselves here :)  If the situation ends up being reversed, and he's making the most money, then I really don't think I can bring myself to be a stay-at-home-whatever. Yeah, sure, I may be speaking too soon, but if I can't handle two months of cleaning the house for a living where my uniform is a pair of sweats and a ripped Bowie T-shirt, then how in the hell would I survive more than that?  Whether you stay home because financially you don't need to work, or you actually *work* from home, or you don't work and are taking care of kiddos, or you don't have a job for whatever reason, I have a question for you: How the hell do you stay sane?  And I am genuinely asking this, too.  Because I could potentially write freelance if I'm not working on a TV show where I physically have to go to an office everyday. So I could be a stay-at-home whatever someday.  And that kind of freaks me out.  Being alone in your thoughts all day long with no human contact EFFS WITH YOUR MIND. Especially if you're a writer with a crazy imagination like mine, then being alone in your thoughts can be the scariest place on Earth.

So for all of you who are stay-at-home-whatevers, or are contemplating it, I'd love to hear your experience. Especially if you are the fiercely independent career-minded type...I want to hear when and why you stopped working, why you're home, and how it has affected your life/livelihood, if at all.

9 comments:

  1. I am not a stay-at-home-whatever, but I do work at home. I'm with you: there's something really gratifying about working in an actual office. I write, too, so I could, theoretically, work in a library or a coffee shop. And I do, when things are calm. But on deadline, I produce more at home. Plain and simple.

    Sadly, this has affected my life in the arena of not wearing pants that fit (includes pjs). One day I'll have a real job and an office, and I can work in my office. Then I'll have to wear pants that fit.
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  2. Hullo. Old person weighing in. I worked, was fiercely independent, had babies, immediately had no desire to do anything other than smell their heads. Eventually the need for other worlds came back. But much later than expected.
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  3. stay at home mom here- you have to go out. everyday. trips to the library, playdates, out to lunch, the park, whatever. the goal of the day is bathing- or at least changing your underwear.

    and i guess if you worked from home, you could hire a desk somewhere if you wanted to leave the house. or get all gussied up and write at the starbucks?

    ps. thank God you watch oprah. i love her. i talk to her. i nod in agreement. i might even through a "you go, girl" in every now and then.
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  4. i just started working at home. i still haven't been able to get into a proper routine, but i like it so far! i do go into the office every wednesday for a few hours for meetings, so that does help, but i hear you on the pajamas and no makeup thing!
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  5. I'm a stay-at-home-fiance because of the economy. When I graduated college I job searched for 6 months. Eventually I went to a temp agency and had a job for 5 months. They let me go, and now I'm back to unemployment. The temp agency has NOTHING. Also, we're getting married in 4 months and plan to move out of state in then next 6-8 months. I don't want to look for a job only to quit 6 months later. Me in a nutshell :)

    So I'm here, jobless, chillin' at home w/ my cats. How do I keep sane? I guess I've perfected the art of laziness. I agree w/ Sarah, though (even though I don't have kids). Take a shower and get out of the damn house. I've also really gotten into cooking lately. It's something for me to do and Josh enjoys the outcome. Although I haven't done this yet, I'm thinking about creating a daily schedule. Maybe it will give me "purpose" or something. Enjoy the last few days of your extended vacation!
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  6. I'm temporarily (<--hopefully) unemployed. I finished grad school in December then we moved from California to Minnesota (yeah, I know, real smart to move in the winter.) My fiance started grad school and I've been happily unemployed. I started reading lots of wedding blogs, I like to make fly dishes for dinner (sometimes), I shower occasionally, do yoga in my kitchen. I love it. My fiance gets restless if he doesn't get out of the house by noon on his days off, but I think I could easily become a hermit. I have no advice - different strokes, I guess.
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  7. Had we only known, we coulda hung out for a day, watched Oprah, eaten sugar-free, fat-free puddings, and cooed at the kittehs...I've been off-track since Christmas (work at year-round school, so get two months off/four months on), and every time I go off-track I'm overwhelmed by this guilt that I do nothing at home all day while Tyler grinds it out with emotionally disturbed tweens who tell him to "Lay on your back so I can c%# on your face" (no joke, that was week one) and dangle by fingers from school balconies (weekly, if not daily). Yesterday, one of his kids got high and took a dump on the blacktop. I would talk more about what I do while I'm off-track to maintain sanity, but I've never really been successful in that effort. Plus, I just wanted a vehicle to discuss how Tyler's student took a dump on the blacktop. Can't wait 'til I go back to teaching at one of the biggest punch lines around so I can come home tired, bedraggled, and with stories 1/20th as crazy as Ty's...
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  8. I am a nanny. After spending all day fixing kids meals, cleaning the house, helping with homework, taking them to the park, school, etc - basically keeping them happy, healthy, and busy - I feel more fulfilled than I ever have at a job before. I guess taking care of children - teaching them, keeping them safe - seems like a very important task that is well worth my time. I can only imagine that this feeling will grow enormously, someday, when I am taking care of my own kids.

    I hope I get to be lucky enough to be a stay-at-home mom :)
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  9. You could spend time caring for the significant other, too. Dedicate yourself to him/her. Then you have that in the bank. Cook, handle stuff, pick flowers. One you put aside fear of servitude, it's not bad. For a while.
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