Monday, March 1, 2010

Can We Squeeze "Throne Rental" Into the Budget?

One of the fun things about living in the heart of Los Angeles is coming across random prop houses - basically warehouses that rent props to movies, TV, and events. There is a prop house near our place that peddles the weirdest gaggle of shit. Need a giant birdcage? CHECK. How about some life-size Simpsons statues? GOT YOUR ASS COVERED.  And trust me the odd doesn't stop there. Having walked past this place many many times, Mike and I decided to venture inside on one fateful Saturday morning after brunch.  And this is what we found:

A throne rental, bitches.
A six-foot tall monstrosity complete with lion-face carvings and a red velvet seat perfectly designed to cushion our royal asses.

Look. I know this is ridiculous. RUUUUH-DICULOUS. But it's also be amazing. AHH-MAZING.  And whenever I can describe something as "ridiculous and amazing" all in the same breath, you know it's gotta be a pretty rad idea. 

I know "throne rental" will be a last minute, do we have skrilla left in the budge, kinda decision. But I wanted to talk about wedding "fluff"... aka...Wedding related purchases that are ridiculously awesome and amazing but totally impractical.

Throne rental is mine. What are you "wedding fluff" desires?

7 comments:

  1. haha, that is great! my family owned (dad still works there) a party rental business, so i grew up seeing crazy stuff like this during their 'prop phase'. i'll never forget the enormous pink telephone in the warehouse! i also thought how cool it'd be to have at one of my birthday parties, haha!
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  2. OMG, do it! Wear crowns too!

    p.s. Random note - I visited the Burger King Office and it was full of weird props, a pantry styled like a diner, and all kinds of funny things (like a Burger Flash drive). This would definitely fit in that office.
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  3. A trampoline. A TRAMPOLINE!!! My kingdom for a trampoline. But alas. My venue would kick us out so hard our butts would be red for a week.

    Now *I* want to live in L.A.
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  4. I was recently at a wedding workshop and swapped some horror stories with the other ladies. Best wedding fluff request I heard: a petting zoo. Animals requested for said petting zoo: a llama, a donkey, and a goat. Not. even. joking.

    Leigh of "I Do Declare"
    http://leighpweddings.blogspot.com/
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  5. I looked into face-painters for our Vegas wedding. I put an ad up on craigslist. This one seemed really good:

    http://www.artsyfaces.blogspot.com

    How awesome would that be?! My ultimate goal is to see my Grandpa's face painted. classic.
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  6. I desperately want a jumping castle for our wedding.

    Pleeeeeeease.
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