Monday, March 8, 2010

If He Doesn't Care What He Marries Me In, Fine.

Then I'm putting him in this:
 
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Still cool with whatever I pick, darling...?  I know ice blue isn't your color, but you said you didn't care, so, here ya go! Ain't she a beaut? Wait, what's that? Do you have to wear ghostface makeup and grow a mullet? Why, yes, dear. Yes you do. The look just wouldn't be complete without it. Kisses!
Love, B*

SUIT UPDATE:

We have not attempted to shop again. Surprise, Surprise.  And you know what? It's not like I'm dyyyying to spend my day-off shopping with a crankypants a-hole. I have shit to do. And I don't think Mike realizes that spending an afternoon of shopping with him is *just* as tortuous to me as it is to him.  And another factor in play here is the fact that suits aren't cheap.  So it's gonna take some time to try on different fits and find the right price. So here is my final plea and compromise: I will be as positive and as chill as you want to go about doing this. We can do one store at a time on different days, to avoid feeling overwhelmed. Whatever it takes. I just can't do this suit thing alone. As much as I'd like to be able to. I Can't. With a capital fuckin "C."

*GoodGodIamUptoMyEarsInWeddingAndGoingToExplodeJustFuckingCooperate
Posted by Britt Hollenbrau at 8:32 AM
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16 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHA

    We went on our first suit shopping trip this weekend and it was a total disaster. He-Mouse tried on something perfect and expensive first, a classic boy shopping mistake. Now he hates everything affordable. grr
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  2. Perfect for a party in space!
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  3. I thought you wrote a blog before about how he is ADHD? I'm sure it must be extremely frustrating for you; but this is one area that can be directly contributed to his condition. When it comes to shopping of any kind unless you can be assured it will take less then 2 minutes for the entire experience; it really is healthier for you both to leave him at home. I'm sure he cares about what he wears; he just simply can't handle the combination of stimuli and tedious task. Very few people with ADHD can. It physically hurts; but it's something very hard to express; especially for a guy.
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  4. Whoa! I hadn't read your first blog re: Mike's apparent dislike of shopping when I first saw this, so I went back and read it plus all the comments. Hmmmm....I guess I must say that he should try a little harder, but in his possible defense, I'd say that I don't much like shopping for clothes for myself with Ms. Wendy there, either. Reminds me too much of when I was a kid that had just gotten fashion-consciousness (about 11-12 years old, I think) and I was still being taken by my grandma May for clothes shopping. I didn't much like it then, and I know I don't like it now. I do like shopping for clothes by myself, but I'll be the first to admit I have made many mistakes I've regretted by not having Ms. Wendy there for some guidance (suits that didn't look that great or pants way too big, or buying way too many 100% cotton shirts not thinking of the wrinkle problem that would occur later!) Mostly now she shops for me without me being there and it works out good as I always like what she gets, it usually fits right, it's made out of a laundry-friendly fabric, and I know the price is right! I do feel in this case, however, that Mike should try harder and let you help him get the right wedding suit, as this is a very special event and he'll be grateful when it does look great on him in the wedding pix, etc. Mike, just have some Monkey Ballz before you guys go again, maybe Britt, too, and things will be more chill, hopefully. Good Luck!

    Popps
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  5. The first time I took Mr. Beagle suit shopping was such a bitch. He pouted and protested and drove me bat shit crazy.

    I was persistent. Took him to a good Men's Warehouse (he was prejudiced about this place thinking only old men shop there). Got him into two really sharp Calvin Klein suits. Now he's obsessed with suits and loves them. That or he knows that they turns me on and purposely wears them in front of me. Oh sigh.
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  6. aren't you the teeniest bit afraid he'd actually dig that blue suit and say, "hell yes!! i'll rock that mullet for all it's worth!"
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  7. Dear Mike,

    You know you have a hot bod, we have seen those save the dates. So before someone gets sent to prison for first degree murder I think it might be wise to get your ass off to a suit shop. I promise it's not all that bad and you know, I think you someone will think you are uber hot in one. You know you will get some serious lovin'. I bet you've never had suit sex? Totally worth it! It's so naughty.

    Love anna x
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  8. @Anon

    I am aware of all of this. How could I not be? I have lived with it for 7 years and know *exactly* what you are talking about and more.

    Sure. Maybe I sound like an asshole for writing passive aggressive posts about my frustration with him. Maybe I should have explicitly said that his ADD directly affects things like shopping for suits. So there you go. But he's on Adderall. And I have done e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g in my power as his partner to help motivate him. But so far nothing has been successful. So I'm left feeling frustrated. Frustrated and alone, especially in the process of planning this wedding. And the one thing that I need him to actually be *present* for in this process, THE ONE THING, is his damn suit. So fuck me for getting pissed that he's not doing it.

    Got any suggestions? 'Cause I'm fresh the fuck out.
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  9. I love the blue suit and think it would look aweeeeeeeeeeeeeesoooooooooome. Am I alone here?
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  10. I totally hear you on this, though our problem is the guestlist, not the suit.

    I hate shopping in stores specifically, the digging for stuff. It makes me anxious and aggitated. What's worked for me is to find what I like online first, and then when I go to a store I know exactly what I'm going in for. In and out. It helps to know your measurements. Could you maybe do the legwork for him online and send him stuff to look at that way? At the very least it would narrow down the search and limit his time physically in a store?

    Also, I'm with @cupcake. I love the blue suit!
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  11. DO IT! i personally am digging the blue suit and makeup.

    Online shop at places with good return policies ? You might have to eat a few shipping costs but your collective sanity might be worth it.

    <3<3<3
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  12. This suit rocks!!! You are hilarious!!! Just remember that soon it will be over and gasp, your head will be filled with other things! :)
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  13. I think you should seriously just go out and buy the blue Bowie suit. It would look awesome.
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  14. Seriously? Get him measured and then order a suit you like from a tailor that sources from Asia. Not very local-biz-supporting, but great for saving your sanity. And decently affordable (compared to doing the same at Barneys, at least, where they source from Naples and charge you $3,000).
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  15. That's amazing, I think it'd be a good look!
    I'm actually not looking forward to taking my man suit shopping because he'd enjoy it too much, I can just tell we'll be there for hours trying things on to see how dapper he looks.

    My dress is going to be a doddle in comparison, as I'm making it! x
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  16. Men are a strange breed, but get him to a store, once he puts on a suit you approve of, go over to him put your arm around him, and tell him hot f-ing hot he looks. Trust me, he'll do just fine :-)
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