Thursday, March 18, 2010

Male Lingerie

Things are about to get a lil sexxxy, folks. So hold onto your balls, 'cause it's gonna be one hot ride. And I ain't talkin about horses. I'm talkin about:
MALE LINGERIE
We talk a lot about what the bride is going to wear underneath her wedding gown...You know, the white lace bustier, the garter, the "bride" thong, the sequin blue nipple pasties, the cleverly hidden hot pink teddy... I mean, shit, there's a whole entire industry dedicated to "what the bride will wear on her wedding night." But what about the brotha'z, yo?

Perhaps the above examples of male lingerie are going a tad too far for (some? most? many? all?) men (my man included), but I know that when I rip my groom's pants off on our wedding night, I don't wanna see the same crusty old pair of Hanes.  Hell naah. I want my man to wear some ass hugging, ball gripping, sexxxy as hell boxer briefs. Like so:
Can I get a me-OW?  Ben Sherman just knows how to make a man and his junk look hot, am I right, or what?  Have you and your partner discussed the wedding night undergarments? Or am I the only one who wants my man to wear some hot skivvies under his suit?  And please, PLEASE, if your man is wearing a banana hammock underneath his tux, DO TELL!

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17 comments:

  1. Glad I'm not the only one who thinks boxer briefs are hot. The boy just doesn't seem to catch on...

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  2. ahahah..thank you for giving me an early morning laugh. much much needed.

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  3. Oh dear, I'm only just winning the male undergarment battle now for everyday wear. But I shall have to try and convince him to wear those tuxedo boxer briefs. Not for the wedding night, of course, but just because I did win that set of matching bride/groom pasties in a context a while back. Ha ha ha.

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  4. Oh. my. gawd. If I discovered a ... groucho marx mustache? when I took off his pants, I would die laughing. Probably not the best way to set the mood. But mmmhmm yes, on the boxer briefs.

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  5. Oh good lord. Glad I wasn't drinking anything at the time when I opened this post — I would have spit it all over my computer. Showed this to Mr. Beagle and he looked at my scared. lol

    But yes on the tight boxer briefs. I definitely would like to discover those on the wedding night.

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  6. OMG love the freaking ridiculousness of these!

    Oh and scary but I've seen guys prancing around in those mesh tops in Asia. Not sexy.

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  7. The thought of a shaved bean..ew! It may be a cliché but he does look hot is his calvins or the rather more naughty mansilk!

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  8. Haha! Those pictures just made me crack up!

    I'm glad there are others out there who love a man in boxer briefs! That's all mine wears, hotness!

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  9. Uh you know what, my gay best friend DEF has something like those lime green and black man-panties (manties, if you will). Josh will, however, rock some hot boxer briefs come W day. I wish he wore them all the time, but he likes the ball freedom or something.

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  10. LOL. Come on, no one likes the 'over the shoulder holder?'

    Love boxer briefs as well. Very sexy.

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  11. The night I met the Groomie he was wearing Spiderman boxer briefs. They were poking out the top of his jeans and it was one of the reasons I spoke to him in the first place.

    Sadly, he still wears them even though the back of them is hanging on to elastic literally by a thread.

    Perhaps some new superhero box briefs are in order for the wedding night.

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  12. Hubs wore bright orange Calvin Klein boxer briefs under his suit. Total surprise to me. It was awesome.

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  13. Um, I don't know what to say except, HOTT!

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  14. Loving the nod to Borat with that man thong swimsuit thing (does it have an actual name?).

    I'm rolling from laughter on this post. Ahh, the creativity Monday can provoke.

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  15. Ha! If only I could get my man into these...

    http://www.kittyhell.com/2009/03/03/hello-kitty-low-rise-mens-underwear/

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  16. Very sexy lingerie it is.
    Really you have nice collection of male lingerie.

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