So I came up with a chant to help get me through this crazy time. And I think it may help you out too. So feel free to Rebel, Rebel yell it with me loud and proud. I promise it will make you feel at least a tad better...And sometimes a tad's all it takes.**
I Am A Machine
I have a fuckload on my plate right now.
And my To-Do List is a mile long.
And my To-Do List is a mile long.
But it will get done.
Because I am a Machine.
If I have to work from sun up til sun down,
through the night even,
I will.
through the night even,
I will.
Because I give a shit.
And, Because I am a Machine.
Work.
Work.
Career.
School.
Partner.
Pets.
Finances.
Home.
Family.
Friends.
Wedding.
I have many obligations. And many goals.
And half the time I feel like my head is going to explode.
But in the end, I am thankful to be busy.
But in the end, I am thankful to be busy.
And I know in my my heart, to the very core, that I am more than capable.
I will balance it all.
I will succeed.
I will balance it all.
I will succeed.
Because why, bitches?
BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING MACHINE.
[INSERT LION ROAR]
Did you say it out loud?
Do you feel a little more badass?
*Abortion joke on a wedding blog: Too much? Even for me?
**"A Tad's All It Takes" = Awesome movie title.

RAAAAAWR!
ReplyDeleteThis is *exactly* what I need right now. Seriously, I'm going to print this up and hang it on my fridge. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteAMAZING!!! wish you had made that song up before i got hitched!
ReplyDeleteAll I want to know is, who's Tad?
ReplyDeletei need this and i'm not even planning a wedding! life's a bitch with all its obligations.
ReplyDeleteyes yes yes! I so need to get pumped up. I am also feeling like I'm loosing steam.....
ReplyDeletethanks!
You are balls awesome baby!
ReplyDeleteLa love it!
ReplyDeleteFucking love it!
ReplyDeleteAWESOME. This made me not give up in the middle of the day.
ReplyDeleteREBEL REBEL BATTLE CRY! For serious, I am bookmarking this post and checking back daily. This is EXACTLY what I need right now.
ReplyDeleteyou're in school?
ReplyDeleteOh how I need this chant right now! It speaks to me on so many levels...39 days to go and I am freaking going crazy!
ReplyDeleteGood god I laughed out loud. Sing it loud and sing it proud!
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