Here is the *only* acceptable unsolicited list of shots you can send to your photog. Which is also the list I will jokingly send to our fab photog, Nicole Polk:
- A shot of my boobs wearing Sequin Blue Nippies.
- A close-up of me grabbing my crotch on the dance floor.
- A close-up of me grabbing Mike's crotch on the dance floor.
- An extreme close-up of the first tear that rolls down Mike's cheek during the ceremony. Not the *second* tear. The first.
- An areal shot of my parents making out in a dark corner.
- A shot of Mike taking his morning shit.
- A distorted close-up image of me humping the taco truck.
- A fish-eye lens close-up of my hands gripping Mike's ass.
- Shots of guests passed out drunk.
- A collage of "Nip Slips."
|Nicole Polk Photography|