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Wednesday, April 14th, 2010 @ 9:10 am by Miss Crack Pipe
Miss Crack Pipe's been gettin' high all by her lonesome for too damn long, friends. The time has finally come to add another "piece" to the Highve... and let me tell you, this lil firecracker of a bride I got for you is one special lady. She is balls-hilarious, a fabulous writer, has a ferosh personality, is full of life and is planning a fabulous Technicolor Wedding. The Adderalls aren't *technically* engaged yet... but here at the Highve, the "rules" of the wedding world don't really apply. At all. So if you and your partner are planning your nupts sans "ring," then you're in good company. And if your partner has been a tad A.D.D. with this whole wedding planning thing, well, let's just say, Miss Adderall has got your cure. Whether she's aiding you in pulling an all night study session, or spilling the deets about her badassically epic 3-day wedding jubilee, Miss Adderall has got your hook-up. Let's welcome her fly ass to the Highve! Take it away, Miss A!
Miss Adderall, Indianapolis, IN
Age and Occupation: 22, Teacher
Fiance's Age and Occupation: 22, Medical student/Army 2nd Lieutenant
Engagement Date: Not yet engaged!
Wedding Date: Oct 1 2011
Blogging Since: March 2010
Venue: Historic Mansion on the banks of the Ohio River
About Me: I enjoy jello shots, trawling through flea markets, and have a huge crush on Joel McHale. Though Mr. Adderall and I spend our summers making fire and paddling canoes, my entire life is covered in pink and sparkles. The Adderalls do things their own way and everyone else is left to keep up. Between my middle-school teaching, his medical schooling and Army-ing, moving to another state, our volunteer work, our crazy dog, and, oh yeah, the stuff we do for fun, sometimes we just need a little pick-me-up, if yaknowwhatimean. We're planning a technicolored hootenanny wedding weekend on the banks of the Ohio River for our giant hillbilly families and crazy friends, so get in, hang on, and enjoy this Addi-fueled ride!
Miss the beginnings of Bowie Bride's Weddingbee Parody? Read all about Miss Crack Pipe here.
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